User:Hig Hertenfleurst

User:Hig Hertenfleurst (born ***KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT***) is a nearly-not-teenaged editor of Wikipedia. He currently resides in London in a comfortable squalour, without a job. Please give him one.

He has contributed (possibly excessively) to a number of articles, including (but not limited to):

• The Bill and related topics, including the creation of a new article for Simon Rouse.
• Doctor Who and related topics.
• Rugby league and related topics.
• Current sports events, mainly with the events nobody else cares enough about to add.
• Cricket terminology
• James Bond and related topics.
• Red Dwarf and, you guessed it, related topics.
• Football (soccer) and dittos, including referee (football). He's been meaning to explain the diagonal system of control and expand assistant referee for some months, but never got round to it.

Before Wikipedia, he contributed to h2g2 under the user name 'Baldrick'. He also enjoys playing Mornington Crescent, writing creatively (he has participated in the last two NaNoWriMo events and won in 2004), watching the aforementioned TV shows and more, and refereeing football matches. He maintains a weblog which talks about this last and maddest of pastimes over at http://reffing.blogspot.com . Drop by and comment. No, please.

Other odd 'pedia articles on his watchlist include:

• Casino games
• Emirates Airline
• Gyles Brandreth
• Highest snooker break
• List of English cricket clubs
• Maid Marian and her Merry Men (the greatest kids TV show ever, even better than Knightmare)
• Penalty (rugby) (which he also had a large hand in)
• St Albion Parish News
• Time signature
• Try
• Upper Class Twit of the Year (another large hand here)
• Violence in sports

The end. Now that you've finished reading my talk page, why not surf on over to http://reffing.blogspot.com ?