User:Todd W. Smith
I believe that all people should burn gasoline instead of food. I myself have undergone a procedure to have my digestive system replaced with a gas tank. I insert Diesel fuel through this hole in my side.
Well, okay, that's not necessarily true, but hey, is it really that bad of an idea?
On to business: What is there to go in a bio like this? Random crap about me? This is where I should probably write an in-depth, deep paragraph, but I'll go for that the "random crap" stuff anyway because I'm lazy and uninspired.
Name: Todd W. Smith
Occupation: Weird Computer Guy
I'll actually put something decent here when I have time. Which will be never.